And the Award Goes to…

For the lamest, most insensitive newspaper quote ever: the award goes to Lt. Dennis Lewis of the Kearney Police Department.

Kearney’s longest known transient died last weekend after being hit by a pickup. And what does the police department have to say about it? “It’s like the end of an era.”

No, it’s the end of a life, you idiot.

Rest the rest of the story here.

2 Comments on “And the Award Goes to…

  1. I cry for the language. <>It was like an end of an era, and I was like, surprised, you know. So the whole town is like, “What will we do for a town bum now? And us cops are like wondering if we like even need one, know what I’m saying?<>


  2. What’s sad is that’s probably what he said. The beloived Kearney “Flub” just used the lesser of two evils.


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