If I live to be 100, I’ll never forget that big snow storm a couple of years ago. The weather closed in and, well you might not believe it, but the world almost missed Christmas. Oh, excuse me, call me Sam. What’s the matter?… Continue Reading “Pop Culture Quote Monday”
Happy birthday, Jesus – sorry your party’s so lame. I am attending the office Christmas party tonight, so I had to do it.
I’m sad no one got either of these… The first one is from the movie Elf. If you haven’t seen it, drop what you are doing and rent it. Now. Or call me and I’ll mail you my copy. Yes, it’s that good. It… Continue Reading “Pop Culture Quote Monday”
Where the lights from the Christmas tree blow up the telly His face closes in like an old pork chop Good luck. This one isn’t easy.
I can’t believe my grandmother actually felt me up. I had to do it. Sooner or later. One of the funniest and most uncomfortable moments in movie history.